Stephen Miller’s Baby, Trump’s 80th, and the Noble Dana White

Spreading diplomacy and blood-borne viruses

Stephen Miller and wife Katie just had a baby boy. Where’s that family separation policy when you need it?

Huge celebrations for the Knicks Saturday in NYC. Trump was amazed thousands of New Yorkers poured onto the streets of Manhattan without him evicting them first.

On that same day, his name was officially ripped off the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. So, happy 80th.

For JFK’s birthday, Jackie held a concert featuring Leonard Bernstein and Pablo Casals. For Trump’s, they turned the White House lawn into a cultural event one step below dog fighting.

Sunday’s UFC fight honoring Trump couldn’t have made me any prouder to hate this country.

It’s a majestic sport: two men pounding each other’s skulls until they’re both Republicans.

Before the fight, Secretary of State Marco Rubio compared UFC CEO Dana White to President Kennedy. And then—not making this up—they signed a deal to stage cage fights around the world. I guess it’s their way of spreading diplomacy and blood-borne viruses.

Rubio killed Kennedy’s signature USAID providing food and medicine, but he’s delivering something countries plagued by famine need much more: chronic traumatic encephalopathy.

Dana White. A great and noble man.

In 2023, TMZ released video of White smacking his bride twice in the face, then violently grabbing her while on a Mexican vacation. Since it wasn’t in America, I guess, technically, you can’t call that domestic violence.

Finally, according to Regime Change, one of Epstein’s accusers reportedly had sex with Donald Trump, who repeatedly flicked her nipples with his index finger until they were red and sore. Makes sense, considering Donald’s mother breastfed him through a coin-operated snack machine.